The other day I started thinking about what a school portrait would look like in Heart City.  I always remember being frustrated on picture day because I had to make myself smile in an unnatural manner and hold it for longer then felt comfortable.  I’m sure  that the many young bunnies that populate Heart City feel my pain at the beginning of every school year.

Heart City currency has evolved a great deal over the last several millennia.  Modern notes commemorate the great Citizens that work to protect the city.

Be careful when walking outside in the early morning hours.  There is an unidentified monster on the loose. Stay away from areas at the edge of the cities boarder.  If you are approached by this creature run away immediately.  Do not stand and stare… like this guy.

Damon and I made a lot of headway on Thursday night.  The mural is coming along nicely.

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!  Hello Heart City!  Time to get out of bed and get ready to defend.

As Heart City’s most talented sentry, Norp spends a lot of time looking out for those who want to attack Heart City and it’s valuable energy source.  His height allows him to see miles into the distance.  Give him a big thanks the next time you see him!

The Wanna Bunny may look like a bunny but it is nothing of the sort.  This creature, of the slug family, is trying to trick you.  The Wanna Bunny is so named for it’s phantom rabbit ears that seem to appear and disappear at will.  This is done for survival as the wanna bunny has many enemies that wish to eat it.

A Zlurp, named after the strange burp-like sound the creature makes when it attacks, is a dangerous and ever-present annoyance to Heart City.  The Zlurp stands at over 167 feet tall and weighs over 50,000 lbs.  It feeds mostly on scrap metal, which explains it’s treacherous and all but deadly breath.  Do not be fooled by the dumb smile that constantly stretches across the Zlurp’s face.  It is mean, and uses it’s incredible burping power to break windows, shift electrical towers, and even destroy buildings.  It’s main purpose for attacking the Heart Tower is to consume the structure.  The Zlurp finds radioactive metal to taste particularly delightful.

The Doo-Goo Snake is a large serpentine creature that likes to wade in the waters of Heart Cities river.  At first glance a Doo-Goo Snake looks mean, intimidating, and downright vicious.  In fact, they are quite lovely creatures and make great pets.  The Doo-Goo Snake is especially handy around the house.  They can even assist in ridding your home of Rubber Bunnies, as the Doo-Goo Snake is the ever present vermin’s natural enemy.